What's in a Name?

Ecstasy (n)- 2. Excessive joy; rapture; a degree of delight that arrests the whole mind; joy may rise to ecstasy. (Websters 1828 Dictionary)
Doldrums (n)- A sate of inactivity or stagnation.(Dictionary.com)

Sunday, July 27, 2008

To Snatch A Suitor

Listen up ladies far and wide in search of a man! Have I got great news for you! If you have been waiting and waiting for Mr. Right to come along, but alas, he has not or worse yet, he has ridden off into the sunset with another fair maiden, I have the answer! Man-Catcher Brownies*. That's right!

Don't believe they work? Skeptical? Well, allow me to prove to you their effectiveness.
Observe exhibit A. Fair Maiden Jane offers the bait to possible prince charming Jack. The temptation is too great for Jack. He takes the bait......
...he consumes it.....
....hook, line and sinker! Hoorah, Hoorah! He can no longer resist her chocolate charms. He drops to one knee and the date is set for August 9, 2008.

Ok. Who's next? Take your pick, bake a brownie and then enjoy the results!

* If anyone wants this recipe, let me know- they really are yummy! I got the recipe from my friend Bonnie's blog, www.generalismo.com

** In case you didn't realize, this is meant to be satirical. In no way do I ensure matrimonial bliss for those who bake and attempt to lure with these delicious morsels. Please do not sue or send hate mail if it does not work for you!


Newton said...

This is one of the funniest things I have read lately. Thank you for cheering me up my friend!

Jenna said...

that was great manda, i especially like your disclaimer at the end. although i've tasted them and if a man made those for me......... well i let you think of the ending.

Angela said...

I really liked that!That must have been a lot of fun :)to do. Looking forward to August 9th!

Amanda said...

Thank you ladies! I was glad it cheered you up Lori! I can imagine the ending, Jenna! Angela, I'm looking forward to August 9 too!
Love you all!

Carolj said...

Disclaimer was great!!! :D